🐶 formula.dog · since 2022

Good boy. Fetches formulas.

Describe your spreadsheet problem in plain English. Biscuit trots back a few seconds later with a working Excel or Google Sheets formula. First five a day are free, no sign up. He knows VBA too, macros don't scare him.

Free first 5 a day. No sign up. No sales calls. Just a dog and some formulas.

Biscuit the terrier holding a formula scroll
Live from the kennel

Watch Biscuit work.

You say what you need, Biscuit fetches the formula, you paste it. That's the loop.

You say
How do I sum column B only when column A is this week?
Biscuit says
=SUMIFS(B:B, A:A, ">="&TODAY()-WEEKDAY(TODAY(),3)+1, A:A, "<="&TODAY()+(7-WEEKDAY(TODAY(),3)))
This one sums values in column B only when the date in column A falls in the current ISO week (Monday to Sunday). Good boy.

*fetches* =SUMIFS(...) *delivers it to your face*

Recent fetches

A few things Biscuit has fetched recently.

Three real examples, straight from the bowl.

Pivot without the pivot

Prompt "Average sales by region"

=AVERAGEIFS(Sales[Amount], Sales[Region], A2)

Structured table references. Clean. No pivot table required.

Regex without tears

Prompt "Extract email from messy cell"

=REGEXEXTRACT(A2, "[a-zA-Z0-9._+-]+@[a-zA-Z0-9.-]+\.[a-zA-Z]+")

Works in Google Sheets. For Excel, Biscuit has a different treat.

VBA snack

Prompt "Hide all sheets except the active one"

Sub HideOthers()
  Dim ws As Worksheet
  For Each ws In ThisWorkbook.Worksheets
    If ws.Name <> ActiveSheet.Name Then
      ws.Visible = xlSheetHidden
    End If
  Next ws
End Sub

Yes, VBA too. The old-school stuff still runs a lot of offices.

Tricks he knows

What Biscuit does.

  • Excel formulas (including LET, LAMBDA, array formulas)
  • Google Sheets (including ARRAYFORMULA, QUERY)
  • VBA snippets for the old guard
  • Regex helpers that actually match the thing
  • Airtable and Notion formulas (basic support)
Not his thing

What Biscuit won't do.

  • Power Query (he's still learning)
  • Power BI DAX (different beast)
  • Python or R (not his thing)
  • Pretend to be a "spreadsheet productivity ecosystem"
  • Ask for your email before showing you a formula
Treats and bowls

Pricing, plain as kibble.

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